Seen and heard in Taverna58
The question was to be able to eat at least twice a day, and even when we ate twice, mum wondered: and what about tomorrow?
Le pecore e i tratturi.
Sheep and grazing routes.
In Rome herds were allowed to pass through Via del Corso from midnight till dawn.Anonymous guest
People must suffer a little to give some satisfaction when they are awarded a gratitude.
Nemmeno se venisse Bush ?
Full house? Are you sure there isn’t even a place for two people?
Sorry there is no room at all at all sir.
Ooh… what about if Mr Bush wanted a table?
Well… in that case we would work out some solution and find a space.
Ooh… I can assure you that Mr Bush is not coming tonight,
so can I use his table instead?
An unforgettable blunder.
One day a gentleman stood in the middle of the crowded room waiting for welcome.
I asked him: have you booked?
He answered: Yes, I have. Name?
He replied: Angela. I: would you repeat, please? Angela, said he.
I realized I had all customers’ eyes on me.
I took long time before I could undestand that they all had recognized Piero Angela, the author of of the TV program Quark. All but me.
Nobody can be denied a good cigar and
a knight cross.
Coming out of the perfumed bathroom.
An ecologist preceded me!
Because he is one of those who
don’t like to waste water.
The expert friend.
He: This wine is good, who is the producer?
I: Gianni Masciarelli.
He: He’s one of my dearest friends. I know him for over 20 years. At that time he had already won 2 Glasses on Wine Guides. Surely at this time he’ll have 14 or even 15 Glasses…
An expert inspector of a well-known Coffee Industry.
20 years of marriage.
Had I killed someone, now I would be already out of jail!
Anna the Canadian
Lack of appetite?
Appetite comes with eating. Thirst leaves with drinking..
Dott. Di Tunno